Hmmm...

It seems to me that ANY coin combination would by definition include pennies, but what do I know?

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

The people of West Jordan should be absolutely ashamed of themselves for once again re-electing this assclown last November. Is there a way to legally deny voting rights to an entire city???

The Coolest Marching Band Ever

Huge props to the Cal marching band.

Video Game Show:


Cartoon Show:


and, saving the best for last, the Ska Show:

Evil Parents

So I was watching TV last night and a commercial came on for a gospel music collection. One of the artists advertised, and I'm not making this up, was a guy by the name of Richard Smallwood. Seriously. What kind of butthole parents did this guy have? "Yeah, let's name our kid Dick Smallwood! Sweet!"

President's Day

An actual conversation I had today:

Co-worker 1: Oh look! We get President's Day off!
Co-worker 2: What are you dressing up as?
Me: I'm going as FDR; that way I get to sit in a wheelchair all day!

Does that make me a bad person?

Filthy

So my car is unbelievably dirty. It is now more of a red-tinged white than the red color it is supposed to be. It's from a combination of salt and dirt from the roads and pollution from our wonderfully smoggy air, mixed with a healthy dose of 'I can't remember the last time I washed my car.' Quite gross.

I have, however, come up with a few silver linings that come from having a disgusting looking car:

• I can't imagine anyone looking at my car and deciding to break into it.
• By never washing my car, the expectations are lowered and therefore no one notices that it looks even worse than usual.
• I don't have to worry about when the next storm is coming and how it will mess up my car.
• Best of all, I get to be lazy and not bother washing my car.

Finally, I'd like to point out that when I originally came up with the concept for this post, I had a clear direction in mind. The half hour between then and now has resulted in me forgetting the point I was going to make and has turned the post into what you see now. And no, you can't have that 5 minutes of your life back, sorry. Ha ha ha