Filthy

So my car is unbelievably dirty. It is now more of a red-tinged white than the red color it is supposed to be. It's from a combination of salt and dirt from the roads and pollution from our wonderfully smoggy air, mixed with a healthy dose of 'I can't remember the last time I washed my car.' Quite gross.

I have, however, come up with a few silver linings that come from having a disgusting looking car:

• I can't imagine anyone looking at my car and deciding to break into it.
• By never washing my car, the expectations are lowered and therefore no one notices that it looks even worse than usual.
• I don't have to worry about when the next storm is coming and how it will mess up my car.
• Best of all, I get to be lazy and not bother washing my car.

Finally, I'd like to point out that when I originally came up with the concept for this post, I had a clear direction in mind. The half hour between then and now has resulted in me forgetting the point I was going to make and has turned the post into what you see now. And no, you can't have that 5 minutes of your life back, sorry. Ha ha ha